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A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television.

"Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass.

"Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" She gives him his beer. Five minutes pass.

"Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!"

"Hey, you've already had two beers in twenty minutes! Don't you think that's a lot? I'm not getting you another!"

"Now it starts."

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