| Give Him What He Wants |
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| An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young... |
| Clinton In Oz |
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| Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all... |
| Bulimic Bachelor Party |
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| How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When... |
| Straight Leper Flush |
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| Did you hear about the leper poker game?
One guy threw in... |
| Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears |
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| A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only... |
| Gloves: Joke Circa 1890 |
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| A Mismatched Pair of Gloves
A young man wished to purchase... |
| Snow Off-white |
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| What is pink and has 7 dents?
Snow White's cherry! |
| Uncle Ted's Morals |
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| Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with... |
| Those Darn Kids |
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| An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in... |
| How Many Men To Open A Beer? |
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| How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be... |
| What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common? |
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| What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope... |
| Cinderella Gets Some Ash |
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| Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked... |
| Blondes Love Puzzles |
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| There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one... |
| Babe Watch |
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| This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor... |
| The Eternal Optimist |
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| Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was,... |
| Blondes And Bricks |
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| What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A... |
| Making A Confession |
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| A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in... |
| A Real Ball Buster |
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| "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on... |
| Shot To The Heart |
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| Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly... |
| The Skeleton |
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| What do you call a horny skeleton?
A boner! |
| Wedding Night Pranks |
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| The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a... |
| Pretzels |
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| Two pretzels were walking down the street........one was a... |
| Children's Books That Didn't Make It |
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| 1) You're Different -- And That's Bad
2) The Boy Who Died... |
| Comfortable |
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| Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family... |
| Drunken Donut Ii: The Return |
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| A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you... |
| Unlikely |
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| Last 10 Things a Man Would Say:
10. I think Barry Manilow is... |
| Medicinal Marijuana |
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| Why can't you shoot up marijuana?
Because you'll get a... |
| Baked Beans And Their Delightful Tune |
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| A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always... |
| Why English Is So Hard To Learn |
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| 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was... |
| Lawyer-client Relations |
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| Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and... |
