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Give Him What He Wants
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young...
Straight Leper Flush	ROFLMAO
Did you hear about the leper poker game? One guy threw in...
Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears	ROFLMAO
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only...
Shoulda Said	ROFLMAO
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever....
Gloves: Joke Circa 1890	ROFLMAO
A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished to purchase...
Turtle Soup	ROFLMAO
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to...
Uncle Ted's Morals	ROFLMAO
Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with...
What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common?	ROFLMAO
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope...
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	ROFLMAO
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked...
Blondes Love Puzzles	ROFLMAO
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one...
Babe Watch	ROFLMAO
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor...
The Eternal Optimist	ROFLMAO
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was,...
Blondes And Bricks	ROFLMAO
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? A...
A Real Ball Buster	ROFLMAO
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on...
Shot To The Heart	ROFLMAO
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly...
Pretzels	ROFLMAO
Two pretzels were walking down the street........one was a...
Children's Books That Didn't Make It	ROFLMAO
1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2) The Boy Who Died...
Blonde In A Car	ROFLMAO
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager,...
Comfortable	ROFLMAO
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family...
Drunken Donut Ii: The Return	ROFLMAO
A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you...
Unlikely	ROFLMAO
Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry Manilow is...
Medicinal Marijuana	ROFLMAO
Why can't you shoot up marijuana? Because you'll get a...
Baked Beans And Their Delightful Tune	ROFLMAO
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always...
Why English Is So Hard To Learn	ROFLMAO
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was...
Roy The Rooster	ROFLMAO
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his...
Lawyer-client Relations	ROFLMAO
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and...
The Love Dress	ROFLMAO
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to...
Brother Is "out"	ROFLMAO
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me...
C-ing I Dog	ROFLMAO
Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since...
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	ROFLMAO
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon...