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Mama Mia, What's A Honeymoon?	Chuckle
Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon....
Optimistic Jack	Grin
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in...
The Blind Man And The Whore	LMAO
A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for a girl. The...
Blonde At The Doctor's	Chuckle
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the...
Mom's Sponge	Amusing
Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his...
Martian Sex	LMAO
It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples are living...
The Proxy Father	LMAO
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father...
Dwarf Eskimo	Chuckle
What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid...
Al Gore's Piercings	LMAO
Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? He heard that George Bush...
Strict Sex Schedule	LMAO
A young couple were married and they were having sex all the...
Egyptian Pick-up Line	Grin
What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come...
Bufallo Billy	LMAO
Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy He showed it to the...
Twelve Inch Pianist	LMAO
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool,...
Sex Before Communion	Grin
A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to...
Bee Milky	Chuckle
Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!