| Christmas Bonus |
ROFLMAO |
| Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last... |
| Factory Girl |
Grin |
| What's the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a... |
| Roy The Rooster |
ROFLMAO |
| This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his... |
| Joystick (ya Get It?) |
ROFLMAO |
| What is the difference between a joystick and a man's dick?... |
| Confucious |
Grin |
| Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth. |
| Things Just Fallin' Off |
Laugh |
| This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.... |
| Bird And Bloke |
Not Rated |
| Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds?
Bird:... |
| Clinton's Interns |
ROFLMAO |
| Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his... |
| The Vampire |
Amusing |
| There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked... |
| Miss Piggy's Addition |
Amusing |
| Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in... |
| 350 Pounder? |
Grin |
| What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke! |
| Counting Condoms |
ROFLMAO |
| A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom... |
| Penguin And The Mechanic |
Grin |
| Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to... |
| Keep It In Your Pants |
Laugh |
| How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it! |
| Cook |
Grin |
| Q. What do call a good cook?
A. A master baster. |
