| Get You With The Nine |
Grin |
| A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde... |
| Ear Condoms |
Not Rated |
| Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A. He... |
| You're Like A... |
Laugh |
| You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you... |
| Shekshy Legsh |
Laugh |
| You have very nice legs. What time do they open? |
| Late Again |
LMAO |
| A kid was late was late for school one day.
"I had to take the... |
| Smurfette |
Amusing |
| There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she... |
| Rent |
Amusing |
| A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute. When it... |
| Potential & Reality |
ROFLMAO |
| A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He... |
| A Sweet Ass Story |
LMAO |
| It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.
I... |
| Lawyers In Lust |
ROFLMAO |
| Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful... |
| High Sperm Count |
LMAO |
| How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
If... |
| Tennis Balls |
Amusing |
| One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis... |
| Ark-n-saw |
ROFLMAO |
| A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is... |
| The Devout Catholic Woman |
ROFLMAO |
| Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17... |
| Dogs Take Their Licks |
Grin |
| Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can. |
