| Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0 |
Laugh |
| MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning
Last year a... |
| Bin Laid |
Laugh |
| How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the... |
| Door Hinge |
Amusing |
| A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife... |
| At The Pharmacy |
Not Rated |
| Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman:... |
| Wrinkled Riddle |
Amusing |
| What's wrinkled and smells like ginger?
Fred Astaire's... |
| Holiday |
ROFLMAO |
| Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's... |
| Blonde Bellybutton |
Amusing |
| Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband... |
| Hobo Vs. Homo |
ROFLMAO |
| What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?
A hobo has... |
| I'm Gonna Tell You A Joke... |
LMAO |
| I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off.... |
| Corduroy Condom |
Not Rated |
| Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A groovy kind... |
| Snakeskin Punny |
Grin |
| What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms! |
| Rastavirgins |
Grin |
| What do reggae bands and virgins have in common? They both... |
| Old Granny And Dog |
ROFLMAO |
| There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast and... |
| Oscar Meyer |
Not Rated |
| Q: How come Frankenstein couldn't have kids?
A:... |
| Yo Mama's So Dumb |
Not Rated |
| Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate... |
