| Pro Congress? |
ROFLMAO |
| If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite... |
| Speed Trap |
Chuckle |
| A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he... |
| Confucious |
Not Rated |
| Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth. |
| Elephant And Rhino |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?... |
| Knock, Knock... Katmandu Who? |
Laugh |
| Knock knock
Who's there?
Katmandu
Katmandu who?... |
| Satan Claus |
Amusing |
| Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing... |
| Hide The Duke |
LMAO |
| A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first... |
| Land Of Milk And Honey |
LMAO |
| A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She... |
| Not Your Cheese |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese! |
| Confucious Say... |
Laugh |
| He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger. |
| Homework |
LMAO |
| "Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your... |
| Laughing Washing Machine |
Not Rated |
| Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking... |
| The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes |
Amusing |
| Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law... |
| Traveling On Friday |
Not Rated |
| If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later... |
| Adam And Eve |
ROFLMAO |
| Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving... |