| Oil Change |
Amusing |
| Oil Change instructions for Women:
Pull up to Jiffy Lube... |
| Bald And Penis-like |
Amusing |
| You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look... |
| "honey, I Can't Perform!" |
Amusing |
| A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to... |
| You Can't Teach An Old Cat |
LMAO |
| What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?... |
| Beer Goggles |
ROFLMAO |
| Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's... |
| Men And Carpet |
Grin |
| Why are men just like carpet?
Once you lay 'em right you... |
| Math Is So Sexy |
Amusing |
| What is the square root of 69?
Ate something. |
| Fifty-dollar Bet |
ROFLMAO |
| This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands... |
| Material Lust |
Laugh |
| What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women?... |
| Chocolate And Viagra |
Amusing |
| Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A. OH... |
| Powder |
Amusing |
| A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some... |
| Guys And Dolls |
Amusing |
| There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the... |
| The Raffle |
Grin |
| A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's... |
| The Confession |
Laugh |
| Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has... |
| Preferential Treatment |
Amusing |
| A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a... |
