| 5 Counterproductive Pick-up Lines |
ROFLMAO |
| 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your... |
| Divorce |
Grin |
| Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?... |
| Give Me A Double |
Grin |
| So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."... |
| Pearly Gates |
ROFLMAO |
| Three guys were at the Pearly Gates when Peter answered. He... |
| Peggy Sue |
ROFLMAO |
| It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date,... |
| Mother In Law |
Grin |
| A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son... |
| Don't Listen To Him |
Chuckle |
| A couple had been married for many years, and their son had... |
| Women's Six Inch Friend |
Not Rated |
| What are six inches long and irresistable to women?... |
| Gas Grill |
Not Rated |
| A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were... |
| Punishment In Heaven |
Not Rated |
| Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets... |
| S&m Sans Rubber Suits |
Not Rated |
| Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they... |
| Minnesota Women |
Amusing |
| Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin... |
| The Exorcist |
Not Rated |
| "They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'"
"Why?"
"As soon... |
| Yo! Snap! |
Grin |
| What's the difference between you and a prostitute? The... |
| Drunken Confession |
Laugh |
| Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk... |
