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Lawyers Stinkin' Up The Place	Not Rated
Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?...
500 Lawyers In The Ocean	Grin
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A...
The Invention Of The Copper Wire	Grin
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers...
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Grin
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When a busload...
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	LMAO
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old...
What Do You Call?	Not Rated
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with...
Substituting Rats For Lawyers	ROFLMAO
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health)...
Don't Mess With The Judge	Not Rated
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a...
The Brass Rat	ROFLMAO
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around....
The Hit And Run Case	Not Rated
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in...
Lawyers In Lust	Amusing
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful...

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Duck, Duck, Lawyer

What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer...

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Man Walks Into A Lawyer's Office...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired...

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What is the difference between a leech and a...

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A:...

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Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on the...

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Lawyers' Word Processor

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word...

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Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A:...

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Lawyers And Lightbulbs, Case #2

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a...

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Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest...

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The Lawyer And The Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk...

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