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Plaster Lawyers	Grin
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? Depends on...
Lawyer Or Ass?	Grin
A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender...
What's The Difference Between A...	Grin
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of...
Goose & Lawyer	Not Rated
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should...
Lawyer Brains	ROFLMAO
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for...
Heavenly Help	Grin
Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their...
Lawyer And Sperm	Not Rated
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about...
Catfish And Lawyers	Not Rated
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?...
Take A Lawyer To The Beach!	Not Rated
Q: What do you have when a lawyer's buried up to his neck in...
Trampoline Vs. Lawyer	Not Rated
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?...
Lawyers Love Sushi!	Not Rated
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to...
Wet Lawyers	Not Rated
Q: What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean?...
Lawyer In A Tree	Grin
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? Cut the rope.
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Not Rated
95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
Defense Lawyer's Good News	Grin
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to...