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Legalese	Grin
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight...
Lawyer Vs. Water Fowl	Grin
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?...
F. Lee Bailey Love	Grin
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a...
In A Murder Trial...	ROFLMAO
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was...
Farmer Joe And His Mule	Amusing
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident...
The Heart Of The Matter	Grin
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see...
C'mere Pig	ROFLMAO
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing....
Skydiving	Grin
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect...
The Lawyer And The Roadkill	Grin
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the...
Five Surgeons	Amusing
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing...
Lawyers In The Trees	Grin
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Grin
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A: Depends...
Lawyers Vs. Vampires	Not Rated
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A...
Olllllld Lawyer	ROFLMAO
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay,...
Lawyers Vs Prostitutes	Laugh
How are lawyers like whores? They both get paid to screw...