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People Really Said These Things In Court	ROFLMAO
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What...
Legal Birth Control	Grin
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control? A: Their...
Lawyer Vs. Snake	Grin
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the...
The Lawyer's Funeral	Chuckle
A man is at his laywer's funeral and and is suprised by the...
A Few Good Lawyers	LMAO
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office....
Lawyers And Lightbulbs, Case #3	ROFLMAO
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?...
Saddam Hussein In A Foxhole	ROFLMAO
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a...
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Grin
A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and...
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Grin
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail,...
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Not Rated
What do you call 100,000 lawyers drowning in the Pacific...
Lawyer-client Relations	ROFLMAO
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and...
Marriage Made In Heaven	LMAO
A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way,...
Skunks And Lawyers	Laugh
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a...
Lawyers And God	Amusing
What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God...
Roosters Vs. Lawyers	Amusing
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The...