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The Teacher, The Thief & The Lawyer	LMAO
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak...
Law School For Nuns	Not Rated
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A...
Practice	Grin
What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Engineering In Hell	ROFLMAO
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter...
The Devil's Lawsuit	ROFLMAO
There was a contruction worker who was working on a building...
What Do You Call Satan And A Lawyer?	Grin
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
Lawyer Stamps	ROFLMAO
Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer...
Lawyer Croaks	Grin
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my...
What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common?	Grin
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope...
Guess Who?	ROFLMAO
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,...
Sharks And Lawyers	Grin
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional...
Lawyers And Lightbulbs	Grin
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb? A:...
The First Profession	Grin
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who...
Lawyer And Vulture	ROFLMAO
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?...
Leeches	Grin
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The...