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Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	ROFLMAO
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips...
Lawyers And Lightbulbs, Case #2	Laugh
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:...
Law School Graduation Gift	Grin
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A: A...
Lawyer Vs. Hooker	Grin
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A:...
The Clever Lawyer	Chuckle
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this...
Lawyers' Word Processor	Grin
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor? A: No...
Lawyers' Birth Control	Grin
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their...
Deathbed Lawyer	LMAO
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?...
747 Full Of Lawyers	Amusing
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of...
An Honest Lawyer	Amusing
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big To Bury	Amusing
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he...
Drowning Lawyer	Amusing
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him...
Sharing	Amusing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer...
Christmas Bonus	ROFLMAO
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last...
Bad Lawyer	ROFLMAO
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.