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Degrees Of The Law	Amusing
What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.
Duck, Duck, Lawyer	ROFLMAO
What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer should?...
Singled-celled Lawyer	Laugh
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba? One...
Buried Lawyers	Laugh
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their...
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	LMAO
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9...
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Chuckle
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers. They ask for...
How Much Should A Lawyer Weigh?	Chuckle
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three...
Third Opinion	LMAO
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they...
The Honest Lawyer	ROFLMAO
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his...
Female Lawyer Vs. Pitbull	Grin
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a...
It's Open Lawyer Season!	Chuckle
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any...
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	LMAO
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A...
Beautiful?	Laugh
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia...
A Lawyer And A Politician	Chuckle
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked...
Lawyer On His Deathbed	LMAO
A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside....