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Insult Jokes
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, I had to take two trains to get on her good... |
| Urinalotta Trouble |
Chuckle |
| Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking... |
| Clinton Hijinx |
LMAO |
| Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip... |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo' mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves! |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, when she went swimming, Spain claimed her as... |
| Jumpin' Jumpin' |
Amusing |
| You're so skinny, you can jump through your asshole! |
| Yo Mama's So Dirty |
Amusing |
| Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water... |
| You're So Ugly |
Amusing |
| You're so ugly, when you pass by the toilet, it flushes... |
| Yo Mama's So Hairy... |
Amusing |
| Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER. |
| You're So Ugly... |
Amusing |
| You're so ugly, your mom had to be drunk to breastfeed you! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
LMAO |
| Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the 99 cent store and looks for... |
| Yo Mama's So Wrinkly |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so wrinkly, she has to screw on her underwear! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, she had to join the army to get a haircut! |
| Bald And Penis-like |
Grin |
| You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo' mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned it into a... |
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Smallness
You're so small that when it rains you're the...
insult jokes
Baaaaad Breath
Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue...
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