| I Don't Get It |
Amusing |
| How do you keep someone stupid occupied?
By telling them... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor... Can |
ROFLMAO |
| I saw yo mama kicking a can. I asked what she was doing and she... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot... |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, she wears a polka dot dress and people play... |
| You're So Stupid... Color Tv |
LMAO |
| You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color... |
| A Stoner Stumbles Out Of A Party... |
Amusing |
| A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.... |
| Yo Mama's So Old |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts! |
| Surf's Up! |
Grin |
| What did one surfer say to the other?
DUDE! |
| Arkansas State Residency Application |
ROFLMAO |
| ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name:... |
| Your Old Teeth Be Nasty |
Grin |
| You're so old, your teeth are like stars, they come out at... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can and your mom said "Get... |
| Special Urination |
Grin |
| Q. What does a retard do when he has to piss?
A. Well you... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59 |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, she thought Highway 59 was a Slip 'n' Slide! |
| Yo Mama's So Dumb... Battery |
Amusing |
| Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I... |
| Crooked Teeth |
Amusing |
| Your teeth are so crooked that when you smile, your teeth... |
| Baaaaad Breath |
Amusing |
| Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue farted! |
