| Why Do Men Float? |
Grin |
| Why do men float better than women?
Because they're scum. |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches... |
| Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies |
Amusing |
| A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating... |
| Slap |
Amusing |
| I'd slap you -- but shit splatters. |
| You Are So Fat |
Grin |
| You are so fat, I put a quarter up your butt and you spat out a... |
| Yo Mama's So Short |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so short, she plays racquetball with the curb! |
| Yo Mama's Teeth |
Amusing |
| The gap in yo' mama's teeth so wide, I didn't know whether to... |
| Yo' Ass So Tight |
Amusing |
| Yo' ass so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear it. |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid... Supermarket |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and... |
| Harvard, Yale, And Urinal Etiquette |
Not Rated |
| A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law... |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so ugly, she walked into a house of mirrors and it... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a penny and she told me to get off her... |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the... |
| Yo Daddy |
Grin |
| Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts. |
