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Insult Jokes
| You So Smelly |
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| You so smelly, when you walk by, trash plugs its nose! |
| Your Butt So Big |
Grin |
| Your butt so big, that when you were born, the doctor said... |
| Man And Pig? |
Grin |
| Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You... |
| Baldness |
Grin |
| Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim |
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| Yo' mama so fat, you can swim in her bellybutton! |
| Yo Mama's So Small |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so small, she can hanglide on a Dorito! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, her checks bounce more than the cast of... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around |
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| Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Army |
Grin |
| Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Sherpas |
Grin |
| Yo mama's so fat, even Sherpas can't climb her. |
| Woman's Watch |
Grin |
| How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — there's a clock on... |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man... |
| Best Thing About Iowa |
Grin |
| What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?
Interstate 35! |
| I'm Glad You're Short |
Grin |
| I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain about. |
| You So Poor |
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| You so poor, every time the wind blows, your address... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, she fell through a black hole and...
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