| You Stink So Bad |
Amusing |
| You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she... |
| I.q. |
Grin |
| Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it! |
| Your Chest Is So Flat |
Grin |
| Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous. |
| Yo Mama's Such A Drunk... |
Grin |
| If it weren't for the olives in martinis, yo' mama would... |
| The Stick |
Amusing |
| ''Did you ever find the guy?''
''What guy?''
''The guy... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock! |
| Yo Mama's...stupid |
Grin |
| Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her... |
| You're So Fat... Bleed |
ROFLMAO |
| You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk. |
| You're So Ugly... |
Grin |
| You're so ugly, when you were a baby your mom fed you with a... |
| Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls |
Amusing |
| What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You... |
| How Tall? |
Grin |
| How tall are you?
I didn't know they stacked shit that... |
| You're So Stupid |
Grin |
| You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents... |
| Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants |
Grin |
| You've lost the feeling below your ankles.
When you walk... |
| Yo Mama... Christmas Corner |
Grin |
| Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around... |
