| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, fat is a compliment! |
| You're So Ugly |
Grin |
| You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she... |
| The Bakery Called, Fatty |
Not Rated |
| The bakery called -- they want their rolls back! |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away. |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Grin |
| Yo' mama is so stupid, she stole the free press! |
| Yo Mama's So Hairy |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so hairy, they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her... |
| Yo Ain't Got No Mama |
Amusing |
| You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't... |
| Smallness |
Grin |
| You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know! |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys |
Not Rated |
| Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the... |
| You So Skinny |
Grin |
| You so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep... |
| You're So Stupid |
Amusing |
| You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what... |
| Shorty |
Amusing |
| You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know. |
| Support Group For Yo Fat Mama |
Grin |
| Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! |
| Almost Famous |
Amusing |
| "You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat...speed Bumps |
Grin |
| Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat... |