| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon! |
| Yo Mama's...curb |
Grin |
| Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb. |
| You're So Short |
Grin |
| You're so short, you could sit on a dime and swing your legs. |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it! |
| Yo Mama Laundromat |
Grin |
| The only difference between your mama and a washing machine... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo' mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet! |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "No... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Double |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her... |
| Your Breath Is So Bad |
ROFLMAO |
| Your breath is so stank, when you talk your teeth duck. |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo mama's so poor, when I walked into your house and stepped... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, I saw her shopping and told her to get the... |
| Yo Mama's...fat |
Grin |
| Yo' Mama so dumb, she measures her weight on the Richter... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button! |
| Yo Mama's So Stinky |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so stinky, she gets sour dough yeast infection! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, she asked for a discount on pennycandy! |