| Yo Mama's So Old |
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| Yo' mama so old, she farts dust! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor... Shoe |
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| Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only... |
| Farting Into The Great Beyond |
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| Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart... |
| Yo Mama's...ugly |
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| Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered a ugly contest and the judges... |
| You Might Be Tough |
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| You might be tough, but you'll never be half the man yer mama... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
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| Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. |
| You're So Short |
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| You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb. |
| Yo Mama's So Hairy |
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| Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog... |
| Yo Mama's... Poor |
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| Your mama's so poor, she has to rinse & reuse toilet paper! |
| Yo Mama's So Skinny |
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| Yo mama so skinny, when she leans against the wall, it looks... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
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| Yo' mama so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton... |
| The Halloween Costume |
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| There once was a man with a bald head and a pegleg who was in... |
| Your Butt Is So Big |
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| Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer. |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Cereal |
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| Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard! |
| Bmw & A Porcupine |
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| What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
The... |