| Tell Me Everything |
Grin |
| Tell me everything you know...I have a few seconds to waste. |
| A Hole In The Head |
Amusing |
| Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides! |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on... |
| You're So Fat |
Not Rated |
| You're so fat, you could sell shade. |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so ugly, her vibrator went soft! |
| You're So Ugly |
Grin |
| If ugliness were bricks, you'd have enough to build the... |
| You're So Ugly |
Grin |
| You're so ugly, you have to get you hand drunk just to... |
| Yo Mama's So Old... Jc |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so old, she got a Jesus starter jacket! |
| Yo Mama's So Nasty... |
Amusing |
| Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear... |
| 411 |
Grin |
| You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911. |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so poor, I walked in her front door and fell out the... |
| You're So Small... |
Laugh |
| You're so small you could milk a cow standing up. |
| Yo Mama's Teeth Are So Crooked... |
Grin |
| Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin' |
Amusing |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a... |