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Insult Jokes
| Yo Mama's Fertile |
LMAO |
| Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass. |
| Top 10 Ways To Insult The Elderly |
Laugh |
| 1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur... |
| You're So Ugly |
LMAO |
| You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- you... |
| Brain Insult |
Laugh |
| ''Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper,... |
| Yo Mama's So Old |
LMAO |
| Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died! |
| Your House Is So Dirty |
LMAO |
| Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came... |
| Yo Mama's...door |
Laugh |
| Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through the door of an... |
| Get What? |
LMAO |
| Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so stupid, God put an I.O.U. on her head! |
| Your Breath Is So Bad |
Amusing |
| Your breath is so stank, when you talk your lips go numb. |
| Conversation |
Amusing |
| This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out of it. |
| Your Teeth |
Chuckle |
| You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four... |
| You're So Poor |
Chuckle |
| You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it... |
| Plastic Surgery |
Amusing |
| Hey, if I pay for the plastic surgery will you do it? |
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Yo' Ass So Tight
Yo' ass so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear...
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Yo Mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies don't talk to her...
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Yo Mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered a ugly contest and...
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