| Yo Mama's So Fat... Strechmarks |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub |
| You're So Small |
Amusing |
| You're so small, you could hanglide on a Dorito! |
| You're So Ugly |
Amusing |
| You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped... |
| You So Stupid |
Amusing |
| You so stupid, you can't pass a urine test! |
| Is That Your Face? |
Amusing |
| Is that your face or did your neck throw up? |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot... |
| Twinkie Insult |
Amusing |
| I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale. |
| Russian Beauties |
Amusing |
| What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A tourist. |
| Can't Cook |
Amusing |
| Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back! |
| Knock Knock... Sham |
Amusing |
| Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked... |
| Brains Are Farts |
Grin |
| If your brains were a fart, there wouldn't be enough to... |
| Yo Mama's... Ugly |
Amusing |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came... |
| Yo Mama's So Short |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb,... |
| Yo Mama's A Saint |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard! |
