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Insult Jokes
| Yo Mama's So Skinny |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so skinny, she swallowed a marble and looked nine... |
| Yo' Face So Greasy |
Grin |
| Yo' face so greasy, if you had zits they'd fall off! |
| Yo Mama Golden Arches |
Grin |
| Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck! |
| Tight-assed |
Grin |
| You are so tight-assed, you can back into a wall and suck out a... |
| Mirror |
Grin |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your... |
| Yo Mama's So Nasty |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned... |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a... |
| You're So Ugly |
Amusing |
| You're so ugly that, when you were born, the doctor didn't... |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she can't pour water from a boot with... |
| Marble |
Grin |
| You're as sharp as a marble. |
| Gaptooth |
Grin |
| The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to... |
| Bumper Sticker Sayings |
Amusing |
| 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Make... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Amusing |
| Yo' mama so fat, when she inspected the Sears Tower they had... |
| You're Like... |
Grin |
| You're like school in the summertime: no class |
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You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you were born, the...
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