| You're So Poor |
LMAO |
| You're so poor you had to fart in your pocket to make a scent. |
| Pms |
Chuckle |
| Q: Why do they call PMS PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease... |
| Yo Mama's So Hairy |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo' mama so hairy, she has to part her hair to take a crap! |
| Yo Mama's...kidnappers |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the... |
| Yo Mama's So Old |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses! |
| Jackass |
LMAO |
| Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?
A.... |
| Yo Mama's So Hairy... Armits |
Laugh |
| Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don... |
| Yo Mama's So Dumb |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light! |
| Yo Mama's...fat |
Amusing |
| Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to... |
| You're So Ugly... Mistletoe |
Amusing |
| You are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up... |
| Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white! |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she called the rehab clinic because she... |
| You're So Fat |
Amusing |
| You're so fat, you need permit to roll over in bed! They took... |
| Breaking The Mold |
Grin |
| When they made you, they broke the mold. Then, they found the... |
