| The Man With One Brain |
LMAO |
| Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?
He... |
| You So Ugly |
LMAO |
| You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama! |
| Yo Mama's So Stupid |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes! |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Chuckle |
| Yo' mama so poor, she had to get a mortgage for her box! |
| Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery! |
Chuckle |
| Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20... |
| Yo Mama's So Poor |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry! |
| Pumpkin |
Amusing |
| Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin on your neck? |
| Yo Mama's So Lazy |
Laugh |
| Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat |
Chuckle |
| Yo' mama so fat, I take a lap around her for exercise! |
| Ten O'clock All Over The World |
LMAO |
| In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your... |
| A Man Walks Out Of A Bar Totally Hammered... |
Laugh |
| A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted... |
| Male Voltage |
Chuckle |
| What's the difference between men and batteries?... |
| You're So Stupid... Police |
Laugh |
| You're so stupid that when police tell you you broke the... |
| Yo Mama's So Fat... Rehab... |
ROFLMAO |
| Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining... |
