| Caution: Condom Crossing |
Grin |
| Why'd the condom cross the road?
He got pissed off! |
| The Vampire |
Grin |
| There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked... |
| Bug's Mind |
LMAO |
| What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits... |
| The Fly |
LMAO |
| Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
It got pissed off. |
| The Blind Guy Polemic |
Amusing |
| An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to... |
| Rules Of Bedroom Golf |
Laugh |
| 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for... |
| Snack Food |
Amusing |
| What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she... |
| Don't Kick The Animals, Man |
LMAO |
| A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She... |
| Leper Hockey |
Chuckle |
| Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?
There was... |
| You So Ugly |
Laugh |
| You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper... |
| Cow With No Legs |
ROFLMAO |
| Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef! |
| Captain Hook's Death |
LMAO |
| How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong... |
| Dj's First Day Of School |
LMAO |
| Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real... |
| Yo Mama's Work Ethic |
Laugh |
| Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job! |
| Pointless |
Amusing |
| Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? |
