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The Last Southern Virgin	Amusing
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a...
You Can't Put Himtogether Again	Amusing
What's green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!
Fat Woman	LMAO
Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and for his...
Flower Flub-o-rama	Chuckle
I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job...
Pee On A Ferrari	Grin
One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on...
Prune Pizza	Amusing
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Nailing Osama	Chuckle
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding...
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Laugh
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a...
Old Lady Shakes	LMAO
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says...
Definition Of Suspicious	Grin
What is the definition of suspicious? A nun doing sit-ups...
40' Long And Stinky	ROFLMAO
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at...
A Daring New Position	Grin
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure....
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Laugh
A travelling salesman was out in the country one evening and...
Ice Fishing	Amusing
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice...
Elephant Tampon	ROFLMAO
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.