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Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Amusing
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham,...
Joke Written By And For Retards	Amusing
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys...
You So Ugly	LMAO
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said...
The Inscrutable Witch Fertility Problem	LMAO
Why can't witches have babies. Because their husbands...
Piano Solo	LMAO
What's brown and on the piano bench? Beethoven's last...
Mommy, Mommy... Circles	Laugh
What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of...
Dinner On The Road	LMAO
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came...
Stuttering Problem	LMAO
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering...
What's That, Tampon?	Amusing
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll...
Scratchy Lottery	LMAO
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked...
A Fart Smeller Or A Smart Feller	Laugh
There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to...
Gross Siamese Tongue	Amusing
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected...
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	LMAO
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to...
The Leper	Amusing
A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table. He notices a...
Night Of The Living Dead	Amusing
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist...