| Church |
ROFLMAO |
| One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to... |
| Beans & Onions: Delicious |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
Tear gas! |
| Biting |
ROFLMAO |
| A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was... |
| Baaaaad Breath |
Laugh |
| Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue farted! |
| You Might Be A Redneck If...easter |
LMAO |
| You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under... |
| Big Tongue |
ROFLMAO |
| What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
Well hung. |
| First Day Out |
LMAO |
| A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a... |
| Fire Truck |
LMAO |
| Q: Why is a fire truck red?
A: If someone pulled your hose... |
| A Prayer Before Dying |
Amusing |
| When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,... |
| Hiney Bubbles |
LMAO |
| What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser... |
| Happy Birthdead To You |
Laugh |
| What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy! |
| Parakeet Cereal |
Grin |
| What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?... |
| Spider Diet |
Amusing |
| What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?... |
| Joystick (ya Get It?) |
Laugh |
| What is the difference between a joystick and a man's dick?... |
| Genie-wine |
LMAO |
| While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a... |
