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An Apb On God	LMAO
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were...
A Lady And Her Baby...	Chuckle
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the...
Toy Cars And Breastices	Amusing
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?...
Playing Doctor	LMAO
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little...
Some More Bad Children's Books	Amusing
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence Let's Draw...
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Amusing
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny...
No Punishment	Amusing
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didn't do?...
Are You Ready For Children?	Amusing
Are you considering having children? To determine whether...
Bed Time	Amusing
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the...
First Grade Proverbs	ROFLMAO
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She...
Clean Joke, Dirty Joke	LMAO
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle. You...
Difference Boy & Girl	Not Rated
What is the difference between a boy and a girl? The boy is...
Piss Off Winnie The Pooh	Grin
How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? By sticking your...
Dangerous Toys	Not Rated
What's Red and Orange and knocks you over? Tackle me Elmo!
Daddy's Room	LMAO
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother...