| Geometry |
Grin |
| Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word,... |
| Mommy, Mommy! 2 |
Laugh |
| "Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space.... |
| Need A Push? |
Chuckle |
| Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing.
A: She had no arms. |
| Barbie's Christmas Beau |
LMAO |
| A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she... |
| Ice Cream Lessons |
Laugh |
| Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
At Sundae... |
| Uncle Tommy's Closet |
LMAO |
| A guy comes home early one day from work. And he hears weird... |
| Catching Rabbits |
LMAO |
| Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.
Q.... |
| I'd Rather Have A Puppy |
Amusing |
| A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan... |
| Dirty Honey |
Amusing |
| A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does... |
| Cheatin' Johnny |
Amusing |
| In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk... |
| Shut-up And Trouble |
Amusing |
| In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up... |
| Lawyers On The Beach |
Amusing |
| How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?... |
| Knock Knock... Old Lady |
Amusing |
| A) Knock knock
B) Who's there?
A) Old Lady
B) Old Lady,... |
| The Definition Of "fascinate" |
Laugh |
| A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a... |
| Blonde Boobies |
Laugh |
| Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It... |