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Baby Drink	Not Rated
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Not Rated
You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school...
Dad Eats Lightbulbs	ROFLMAO
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his...
Three-legged Race	Grin
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country...
Zookeeper And Three Boys	Grin
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions'...
Little Girls Who Suck	ROFLMAO
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Stupid Joke	Grin
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to...
Shine On You Crazy Fratboy!	Grin
How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One...
Sex Education	Not Rated
One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked,...
Hang Man	ROFLMAO
A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy,...
The Millennium Kid	Grin
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital...
Ode To A Glow Worm	LMAO
I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's...
Nursery Crimes	Grin
Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and...
Mr. Bubbles	ROFLMAO
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you was a kid?...
Checkout Conniption	Amusing
A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a...