| Feet First |
ROFLMAO |
| One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher... |
| Mommy Almost Died |
Not Rated |
| One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to... |
| The Call Of Nature |
Grin |
| One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised... |
| No Cavities |
Grin |
| One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental... |
| Actual School Excuse Notes |
Amusing |
| These are excuse notes from parents (with their original... |
| Orgy At Never Neverland |
Grin |
| Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson's having an orgy at Never... |
| Things Children Have Learned |
Amusing |
| No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When... |
| Inky Pig |
Not Rated |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came... |
| Krazy Homework Excuses |
Not Rated |
| Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!... |
| Redneck Baby |
Grin |
| You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were,... |
| Dolly Parton's Kids |
ROFLMAO |
| Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A:... |
| Playing Doctor |
Grin |
| A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy... |
| Punishment In Heaven |
Grin |
| Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets... |
| Booger Wooger |
Amusing |
| What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?... |
| Dirty Tigger! |
Not Rated |
| Why is Tigger always so dirty?
Because he plays with Pooh! |
