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Ventriloquist And The Polack	Not Rated
A ventriloquist had just finished his polack joke routine...
Dui Enforcement	Laugh
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly...
Fall-down Drunk	LMAO
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the...
Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy!	Grin
How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb? 11 -...
A Drunk Nose	Not Rated
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender...
How Many Men To Open A Beer?	Not Rated
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Blonde Mating Call	Not Rated
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I'm soooo...
Before It Starts	Grin
A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of...
Nagging Wife Vs. Drunk Driver	ROFLMAO
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving...
Dumb Crooks Roundup	LMAO
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN...
Three Guys	ROFLMAO
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Jill's Legs	ROFLMAO
So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he...
Ya Wanna Find Jesus?	ROFLMAO
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms...
Merle Goes Out Drinking Every Night...	Grin
Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local...
Drunken Man And Blonde	LMAO
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a...