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New Fda Alcohol Warnings For Booze Bottles	ROFLMAO
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are...
How Tall Is It?	Amusing
A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3...
Redneck Communion	Grin
You might be a redneck if your congregation uses shot...
Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing	Not Rated
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up...
What's The Difference?	Amusing
A very old, but respected man walked into a local tavern. He...
Reverend	ROFLMAO
The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Not Rated
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,...
Ha, The Joke's On You	Grin
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his...
Signs That You're A Drunk	Amusing
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have...
Piss Drunk	Amusing
One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat...
Lemon Squeeze	ROFLMAO
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the...
Beer Nuts Vs. Deer Nuts	Grin
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer...
Three-legged Dog	Amusing
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm lookin'...
Rubber Bar	Not Rated
Two condoms are walking down a street in San Francisco and...
Drink This In Memory Of Me	ROFLMAO
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly...