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Skipped Church Lately?	Chuckle
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and...
Elephant Tampon	Amusing
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Peckers	Not Rated
What can a bird do that a man can't? Eat with his pecker!
Regular Toad And Horny Toad	Laugh
What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny...
Blonde And Goldfish	Not Rated
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed...
Bar... Grasshopper	Not Rated
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey,...
Cats -- Now And Forever	Not Rated
What are the two things a cat is good for? Altitude and...
Chicken Joke: Dirty!	Chuckle
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt...
Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine	Amusing
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?...
Black And White	LMAO
What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed...
Clinton Hijinx	Chuckle
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip...
Chores On The Farm	ROFLMAO
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother...
Mad Dog!	Chuckle
What do you call a dog that hears voices? A...
Cross Breeding	Grin
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig? A:...
Two Blondes And Two Mice	Grin
There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought...