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Donkeys' Quixotic Journey	Grin
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?...
Dog Train	ROFLMAO
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines...
Carrots	ROFLMAO
How do you know that carrots are good for your...
Rednecks' Dogs	Grin
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing...
Sheep Soup	ROFLMAO
There was a man with a restaurant near a construction site....
Mommy Almost Died	Grin
One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to...
Rooster In His Declining Years	Grin
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
The Praying Parrot	Not Rated
A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male...
Let's Play Monkey In The Tree	Laugh
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead!
Grizzly Bear Warning	ROFLMAO
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this...
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Laugh
This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the...
What Sex Is Polly?	Laugh
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify...
Elephant On The Marshmallow	LMAO
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? Because...
Raven And Dog	Amusing
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog? A: A...
Jesus Is Gonna Get You	Laugh
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a...