| Bells On Cows |
Grin |
| Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't... |
| Who's That Dog? |
Not Rated |
| There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in... |
| Fish Smoking |
Not Rated |
| What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed |
| Yo Mama's So Ugly |
Grin |
| Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block --... |
| Pic & Sav |
Not Rated |
| What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?... |
| Ford Hippovan |
Not Rated |
| How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?
Kick one of the... |
| You Can't Put Himtogether Again |
Not Rated |
| What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender! |
| Wok-a-doo |
Not Rated |
| Do you know what a wok is?
It's something you throw at a... |
| Gator Bite |
Not Rated |
| A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put... |
| Barnyard Poem |
Grin |
| The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just... |
| The Other Side |
Amusing |
| Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be... |
| Dead Dog |
Not Rated |
| A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next to the bed on... |
| Harem |
Not Rated |
| What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A milk... |
| Psychiatrist's Best Friend |
Not Rated |
| A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr.... |
| Don't Welsh On Me |
LMAO |
| Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep... |