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Shoulda Said	ROFLMAO
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever....
Naked Man	Not Rated
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you...
Mommy And Daddy Dearest	Not Rated
There are some children in a class naming animals and they...
Blonde & Turtle	Grin
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're...
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Amusing
George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an...
Doggone It	Not Rated
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.	Grin
Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?...
Fox Into Bulldog	Grin
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog? Marry her.
Chicken...underwear	Grin
Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their...
Another Chicken, Another Road	Grin
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would...
You Might Be A Redneck...bambi	ROFLMAO
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for...
Bear And Deer	Amusing
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer
Punk 'n' Parrot	Not Rated
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk...
Beethoven's Chicken	ROFLMAO
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying...
Walkin' In A Doggie Wonderland	Not Rated
(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Dogs...