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Yo Mama's So Nasty... Petting Zoo	Amusing
Yo mama is so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the...
Rectum	ROFLMAO
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were....
Pig In A Bar	Amusing
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender...
Mick Jagger And A Lonely Scotsman	Grin
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of...
Beer Nuts Vs. Deer Nuts	ROFLMAO
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer...
Frog On The Lady's Head	ROFLMAO
A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor's...
Closed Bull's Eyes	Not Rated
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Tatonka Redux	ROFLMAO
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he...
Animals In The Fridge!	LMAO
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?	Grin
To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.
California Gay Whale	Not Rated
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? He's...
Broken Cage	Not Rated
What did the bird say after his cage broke? "Cheap,...
Wizard Of Toad	ROFLMAO
There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad...
C-ing I Dog	Not Rated
Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since...
Knock Knock... Cows	Not Rated
Person 1: Knock, Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1:...