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How To Catch An Elephant	LMAO
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an...
Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle	ROFLMAO
Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because...
Gorilla In Heat	LMAO
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla....
Tarzan's Kipling-esque Treatise	Not Rated
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?...
The Fish-eating Competition	Not Rated
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The...
Holy Moley	Grin
How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.
The Blonde Fox	ROFLMAO
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Fly Vs. Mosquito	Not Rated
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A fly...
Dog Butt	Not Rated
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and tell it to...
Shooting An Elephant	Not Rated
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun....
Energizer Bunny	ROFLMAO
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in...
Traveling On Friday	Amusing
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later...
The Pig With The Wooden Leg	ROFLMAO
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one...
Keep It In Your Pants	ROFLMAO
How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it!
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons	Amusing
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN...