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Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	LMAO
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch...
You're So Ugly	Chuckle
You're so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck...
Some Things You Just Can't	LMAO
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender...
Cow Fun	Grin
What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
The Aging Explorer	Laugh
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an...
Proverbs	ROFLMAO
''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing...
You Might Be A Redneck...deer	Grin
You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car,...
Donkeys At Christmas	Grin
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide...
Frog Crossing Road	Grin
Why did the frog cross the road? It didn't. It got ran over...
You Can't Teach An Old Cat	Not Rated
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?...
Indian Promiscuity	ROFLMAO
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an...
Vampire Blood Bath	Grin
Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	LMAO
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,...
Turkey Crosses The Road	Not Rated
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn't...
Bigfoot And Blonde	Not Rated
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?...