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The Penguin	Laugh
A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam...
Who Let The Blondes Out?	Laugh
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to...
Rover The Brick	Amusing
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a...
The Chicken And The Horse	LMAO
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse...
Donkey Compliment	LMAO
How do you compliment a donkey? ''Hey, nice ass!''
Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa	Grin
Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa? Because it ain't...
Skunk Punk	Laugh
How did the skunk call home? On his smell-ular phone!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	LMAO
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day....
Big Noses	LMAO
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big...
Fairy Tale For Our Times	LMAO
A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium: Once...
Huh?	Amusing
Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it...
Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?	Laugh
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Dangerous Squirrels	ROFLMAO
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was...
Elephant And Prostitute	LMAO
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a...
Knock Knock... Roxanne	LMAO
Knock Knock Who's there? Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne...