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Cow At Cranberry Cove	Not Rated
What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.
Two Blondes And A Camel	Not Rated
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together...
Lawyer Vs. Water Fowl	Not Rated
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?...
Gorilla Chase!	Not Rated
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left...
Cow Bells	Not Rated
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
Parrot-prostitutes	Not Rated
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two...
Nasty Eskimo	ROFLMAO
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at...
Centipede And Parrot	Not Rated
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?...
You And The Elephants Bond	Grin
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw...
Two Of These Things Belong Together	ROFLMAO
What's the odd one out? 1) A lobster 2) a whale 3) a guy that's...
Three Dumb Hunters	Not Rated
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's...
Get Away From My Deer!	Not Rated
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up...
American In Mexico	Not Rated
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was...
Marsupial Mirth	Not Rated
Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains? Because the...
Fishy	Not Rated
A fish hit its head on a cement wall. "Dam."