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Roadkill Logic	Grin
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how....
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass	Grin
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female...
A Ton Of Pinching?	Not Rated
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant...
Jam Out, Adam Ant!	Not Rated
Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ''twist...
Blonde Bird Watcher	Not Rated
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the...
Football Fan To The Rescue	Not Rated
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is...
Double-parked Frog	Grin
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad
Chicken In The Road	Not Rated
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? It...
Panda Bear	Grin
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich....
Brutus' Last Stand	Not Rated
A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks, "Does...
Chicken Engineering At Its Finest	Not Rated
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted...
Texas Transplant	Not Rated
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George...
How To Prepare Chicken...	Not Rated
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,”...
Little Nancy's Pet	Not Rated
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her...
When Beasts Speak!	Not Rated
What did the cat say to the mouse? "The human telling this...